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brown



Joined: 08 May 2010
Posts: 69


Location: carlisle

PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:58 pm    Post subject: mini and a mercedes  Reply with quote

A Mini and a Mercedes are parked beside each other at the supermarket. The
Mini owner shouts across to the driver of the Merc.
“Do you have a telephone in there?”
The Merc owner replies: “Of course!”
“What about a fax machine?”asks the Mini owner.
“Naturally,” comes the condescending reply.
“Bet you don’t have a double bed in there?” says the Mini owner.
“Well,no, I don’t” replies the annoyed Merc owner.

Upon hearing this, the Mini owner flashes the Merc owner a patronising wink and speeds off. Livid at being outdone by a Mini, he heads for his local garage and has a folding King sized bed installed in his back seat.

A week later the Merc owner returns to the supermarket to find the same Mini, parked at the same spot. He notices the windows of the Mini all steamed up and the car rocking back and forth. Convinced that this would be his one and only chance to show up the Mini owner, he knocks on the window.
The Mini owner sticks his head out: “Can I help you?”
The Merc owner proudly announces: “I have a folding King sized bed in my car!”
To which the Mini owner replies: “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?!!”
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8portChris



Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 496


Location: Penrith

PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice  Mr. Green  Mr. Green  Mr. Green
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Richspec



Joined: 27 Aug 2007
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Location: In the garage, Penrith.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Mr. Green

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